I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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