I love black thongs
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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