so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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