Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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