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say what?
wanna hang out?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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