is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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