And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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