we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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