So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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