they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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