People with herpes should wear stickers.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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