Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so let's talk penis.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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