Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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