Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
farters have to be the big spoon...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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