i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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