i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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