Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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