it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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