do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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