i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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