I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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