sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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