we're blogging at a bar
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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