so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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