We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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