im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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