Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
wow bdsm is so cute
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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