if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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