I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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