so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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