the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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