I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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