I am in a vortex of obligation.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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