Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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