Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How naked do you want me to be?
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