I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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