I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Do vagina's smell?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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