Who wears a wallet chain?!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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