I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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