in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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