Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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