Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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