She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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