im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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