New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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