who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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