But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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