just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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