I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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