Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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