Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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